TONGUE TWISTER
Peter Piper
picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled
peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter
Piper picked?
I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop.
Where she sits she shines, and where she
shines she sits.
How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
Denise sees the fleece,
Denise sees the fleas.
At least Denise could sneeze
and feed and freeze the fleas.
The thirty-three thieves thought that they
thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.
Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with
picks and sticks.
I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but
if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut-Butter,
'tis the peanut-butter picky people pick.
Luke Luck likes lakes.
Luke's duck likes lakes.
Luke Luck licks lakes.
Luck's duck licks lakes.
Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes.
Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.
There those thousand thinkers were thinking
how did the other three thieves go through.
One-one was a race horse.
Two-two was one too.
One-one won one race.
Two-two won one too.
Eleven benevolent elephants
Celibate celebrant, celibate celebrant,
celibate celebrant, ..
.
If Pickford's packers packed a packet of
crisps would the packet of crisps that Pickford's packers packed survive for
two and a half years?
Did Dick Pickens prick his pinkie pickling
cheap cling peaches in an inch of Pinch or framing his famed French finch
photos?
A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big
black nose!
How many cookies could a good cook cook If a
good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good
cook who could cook cookies.
Hassock hassock, black spotted hassock. Black
spot on a black back of a black spotted hassock.
How much ground would a groundhog hog, if a
groundhog could hog ground? A groundhog would hog all the ground he could hog,
if a groundhog could hog ground.
How much wood could Chuck Woods' woodchuck
chuck, if Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood? If Chuck Woods'
woodchuck could and would chuck wood, how much wood could and would Chuck
Woods' woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods' woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much
as he could, and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could
and would chuck wood.
How much caramel can a canny canonball cram in
a camel if a canny canonball can cram caramel in a camel?
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black
bread.
Spread it thick, say it quick!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black
bread.
Spread it thicker, say it quicker!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black
bread.
Don't eat with your mouth full!
Out in the pasture the nature watcher watches
the catcher. While the catcher watches the pitcher who pitches the balls. Whether
the temperature's up or whether the temperature's down, the nature watcher, the
catcher and the pitcher are always around. The pitcher pitches, the catcher
catches and the watcher watches. So whether the temperature's rises or whether
the temperature falls the nature watcher just watches the catcher who's
watching the pitcher who's watching the balls.
Mo mi mo me send me a toe,
Me me mo mi get me a mole,
Mo mi mo me send me a toe,
Fe me mo mi get me a mole,
Mister kister feet so sweet,
Mister kister where will I eat !?
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled
peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper
picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled
peppers,
Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter
Piper picked?
How much wood could Chuck Woods’ woodchuck
chuck, if Chuck Woods’ woodchuck could and would chuck wood? If Chuck Woods’
woodchuck could and would chuck wood, how much wood could and would Chuck
Woods’ woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods’ woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much
as he could, and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would, if a woodchuck
could and would chuck wood.
Through three cheese trees three free
fleas flew.
While these fleas flew, freezy breeze
blew.
Freezy breeze made these three trees
freeze.
Freezy trees made these trees’ cheese
freeze.
That’s what made these three free fleas
sneeze.
She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells sure are sea shore
shells,
For if she sells sea shore shells as sea
shells,
The shells she sells are sea shore shells.
Luke Luck likes lakes.
Luke’s duck likes lakes.
Luke Luck licks lakes.
Luck’s duck licks lakes.
Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes.
Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes
When you write copy you have
the right to copyright the copy you write. You can write good and copyright but
copyright doesn’t mean copy good – it might not be right good copy, right?
Now, writers of religious
services write rite, and thus have the right to copyright the rite they write.
Conservatives write right copy, and have the right to copyright the right copy
they write. A right wing cleric might write right rite, and have the right to
copyright the right rite he has the right to write. His editor has the job of
making the right rite copy right before the copyright would be right. Then it
might be copy good copyright.
Should Thom Wright decide to
write, then Wright might write right rite, which Wright has a right to
copyright. Copying that rite would copy Wright’s right rite, and thus violate
copyright, so Wright would have the legal right to right the wrong. Right?
Legals write writs which is
a right or not write writs right but all writs, copied or not, are writs that
are copyright. Judges make writers write writs right. Advertisers write copy
which is copyright the copy writer’s company, not the right of the writer to
copyright. But the copy written is copyrighted as written, right?
She sells sea-shells on the sea-shore.
The
shells she sells are sea-shells, I'm sure.
For
if she sells sea-shells on the sea-shore
Then I'm sure she sells sea-shore shells.
Betty Botter bought a bit of butter.
The
butter Betty Botter bought was a bit bitter
And
made her batter bitter.
But
a bit of better butter makes better batter.
So
Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter
Making
Betty Botter's bitter batter better
Shep Schwab shopped at Scott's Schnapps
shop;
One
shot of Scott's Schnapps stopped Schwab's watch.
A Proper Copper Coffee Pot.
Betty bopper's battering batton made bertie
bopper bite her.
Cecily thought Sicily less thistly than
Thessaly.
Irish wristwatch.
Peggy Babcock.
Pleasant mother pheasant plucker.
Red
Leather, Yellow Leather.
Red
Lorry, Yellow Lorry.
Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper.
Smiley shlug with Shloer.
Swan swam over the sea,
Swim Swan swim,
Swan swam back again,
Well swam Swan.
Danish: "Ringeren i
Ringe ringer ringere end ringeren i Ringsted ringer." (The bellman at
Ringe rings worse than the bellman at Ringsted)
Finnish:
"Kokko! Kokookko kokoon koko kokon? Koko kokonko? Koko kokon."
(Kokko (name)! Would you gather up a bonfire? The entire bonfire? (Yes) the
entire bonfire.)
German:
"Fischers Fritz fischt frische Fische. Frische Fische fischt
Fischers Fritz." (Fisher's Fritz fishes fresh fish, fresh fish are fished
by fisher's Fritz.)
Hungarian: "Stresszes strucc sztreccs
dressz." (Spandex dress for a stressful ostrich.)
Spanish: "Tres tristes tigres tragaban
trigo en un trigal." (Three sad tigers swallowed (ate) wheat on a wheat
field.)
Allah always has ways to grant what u want
be granted.
When the watch shows the time to watch the
watch, let the watcher watch the watch.
Ensure me to be sure I should lose you for
sure.
My name is Rain and I am shame u have me
shame.
Mary will be merry if she marry Larry.
Daddy’s dad is dead and it let my dad bet
with his death.
The method of the thought of those shops
was quite hazardous.
Give me a link to let any let me queue.
Please don’t piss on the street for the
peace of many.
Don’t waste the place to paste the rest.
Look me look for those cook books to be a
good cook who cook good food.
That stupid sexy girl is pretty but always
silly really makes me feel sassy badly.
The mail you sent has been mailed to that
man.
Jerry thinks to carry much money to
Chloe’s mommy to make her happy.
Clark cut his rug and let it be plug for
his car.
I chose to choose but no choice to choose
so I choose not to choose.
That liar lies again that he cries in vain
pain.
The recipe to be happy is just being
extremely merry and jolly for everything and gift God gives.
Giant has no fund for his restaurant so
Giant hope loan come.
Lock those doors with rocks I found to
block some Monks want to unlock the locks or drop the doors.
Chan has a plan to go to Japan by plane
but that plan can’t be planned again as there was no planes land on this land.
Huck must heart Beth with heart or Huck
will just hurt Beth’s heart and her hurt heart will never heart Huck forever.
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